i came across this screenshot which was taken on 22 june.

i need not say anything. just read it. it's proof.

today we have a new guest.. weimaojun!

jacqueline wei says:
lol! tt time i call u doggie hongleng kept correcting me. he say shld call u puppy
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
hongleng
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
LOL
jacqueline wei says:
lol! his name nt hongleng meh
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
HAHAHHA HONG LENG
jacqueline wei says:
wait wait.
jacqueline wei says:
nt MEH
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
LOL
jacqueline wei says:
stop laughing
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
LOL
jacqueline wei says:
hongling?

this one prolly only all the dota players will know.. but i shall elaborate..
as u all know in dota its one team vs another.. it so happened that the other team had one guy lagging, and ozy tried to make him disconnect from the game by trying to spam so that the guy lagging will disconnect.. but he kept spamming on his screen instead, which means the opponent cannot see anything that he spammed at all. the only people getting spammed were his own team mates.. TAO?

as justin predicted, he's really releasing his stupidity. slowly.



so we were talking about girls. and there was one scenario of half naked-ness. and said naked first. then when me and justin both retorted, he said bikini. LOL.

justin wishes to add that ozy thinks that woman wears bikini instead of bra.

he's beginning to 'release his stupidity' after his exams are over

i understand exam stress. especially when you're trying to get people to teach you poa and everyone's ignoring you.

under such circumstances, he revealed his amazing self. no wonder you got c5/c6 for o's toa.

ok this is linked to the post below..

after quite some time, TAO suddenly went " ohhh, the last word is niao.. "

justin : 吸我的鸟
justin : LOL
TAO : smlj?
TAO : ji wo de ji ?

tao-ed

[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 say:

[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
LOL
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ. says:
smlj
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ. says:
jiwotheji?

Watching Movies

hl: bye bah
hl: i go watchdxx shows
ozy: shows dont want watch you


TAO-d

Exam Stress?

Different people got different ways of releasing exam stress....

For TAO: He goes to blogs to tag wonderful smart comments.

First it starts of with very.... normal comments:

Mine:

ozy: use listerine la idiot


Then TAO proceeds to post more stupid things, no logic at all:


alfred: too much sunshine enter the eyes. cannot see properly. LOL
ozy: or maybe too much flash


When the exam stress gets too much for him:

ozy: ! TEAR!
ozy: GULP! RIP
ozy: CHOMP CHEW CHOMP SMASH!
ozy: FEAR NOT. STEVE IRWIN ISNT AROUND ANYMORE!

He starts making maths discoveries:

I CANT BELIEVE I MADE SUCH AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MISTAKE. 3 X 80 I PUT 160 WTFUCKKKKKKKKKK. HOPE MY WORKING CORRECT BAH.

3 X 80 = 160

The working as you can see is confirm correct.


At the final stage, he starts asking philosophical questions, then proceeds to forget what he set out to do.

ozy: how about i take a picture of her, a picture of me. and send you brian.
brian: lol fer wutz
ozy: think harder brian
ozy: i think quan gets it
hL: pictures of you.. pictures of me....remind us all of what we used to be ....
ozy: what the fk has that gotta do with me taking pics of yh and myself hl v kp sia

Just before he will collaspe, he becomes delusional:

ozy: wheres skye now. i bet he misses me too

i find this very TAO. dunnoe about you all.

another amazing ozy comment.

TAO has made yet another amazing comment right before our very eyes, on this very blog itself!
refer to the tagboard, and try and locate the latest OZY tag..

ozy: eh honglin how you make this box have refresh. help us do on our kfc blog lei.

we all have refresh, by the way.. enlightened!

a few days back, amazing ozy was playing mahjong at my hse overnight, together with the hong lin and alfred. once they stepped into my house, it was known that my sister was at home, and also christine, as they both made obvious appearances, be it to take something or go somewhere else in my house or whatnot.. alfred and honglin even talked about my sister.

so after 4 hours of mahjonging, i told the guys to quieten down incase they wake my sister up.

ozy then replied : ur sister at home meh ? wtf ?

enlightened.

ozy made another amazing comment yesterday.the thing is, as u all know, ying hui lost got ozys ezlink card confiscated by the bus uncle cos yh was using it of course. and ozy has been living without it ever since like 3 , 4 weeks back?recently my friend, jiahui, also ozys friend, ALSO used someone elses ez link card , her lil sisters one. jiahui is a poly student with dyed hair, her lil sis is a p schoool student.. so when the uncle asked her if she was a primary sch student or not, jiahui replied yes, and got pass, without getting the card confiscated..

here comes the amazing comment, ozy : WTF WHY JIAHUI SAY SHE PRIMARY SCH KID CAN PASS THEN YH CANNOT SIA? I THINK YH LOOK MORE LIKE PRIMARY SCHOOL STUDENT THAN HER OR?

i have nothing else to say.. hope u all get it

Soka is International la...

hl: Eh.. Soka is a japanese religion right?
ozy: ..... no or, its international...

The Amazing Ozy is Born

Hi Guys,

The sole purpose of this site is to celebrate the greatest joy of earth one man can bring to his friends: laughter.

This blog serves as a compilation of the best hits and misses of contemporary quotes by the him. This site will soon index better rankings then any online jokebook in the world, because we believe in him.

His genuine confusion at even the simplest matters stun you.

Your face will hurt. Your cheekbones will ache, your teeth will show, your appendix will tear.

I present to you, The Amazing Ozy.