we were talking about me throwing my pair of shoes down to ozy so i dun have to so mafan go down pass to him.. as in i from my house 11 floor throw down to him.. this is wad he said.

[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
u taking cab here?
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
and back
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
den i throw down give u ?
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
FUCK YOU
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
im serious
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
my mum throw alot of time
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
u dun have to catch it -.-
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
later i no time siam
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
kena me i die or
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
FK LA I WUN AIM U RITE
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
wind blow
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
gravity
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
external factors
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
u wan me to tao u badly rite

[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:another ah hu comment
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:i tell her
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:??
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:i just now driving
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:den
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:when driving
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:i farted
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:then my instructor say
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:whoa the outside air very smelly sia
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:den ah hu say
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:haha ur instructor damn stupid leh
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:outside air how to come in
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:..........
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:LOL
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:actually
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:outside air can dont come in de what
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:got 2 buttons
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:like this de[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:fark u la
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:then air con the air come from where
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:ur backside ah
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:LOL
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot writes:..
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:TAOHU

so me and the amazing one had a little chat at canteen 1 today ..den i zhao sia-ed

ozy : eh why u always zhao sia ah..

justin : (jokingly) my puberty stage slow, voice still breaking. cannot issit?

ozy : huh really ah * in his super blur tone*

justin : wtf u .... T A O LOL

just minutes later, he doesnt know how to spell floor.

17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says (5:15 PM):
how to put
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says (5:15 PM):
screen protector sia
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says (5:15 PM):
just put on it ah
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©世界の中心で、愛をさけぶ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says (5:15 PM):
will stick for long meh
(¯`·._.·[¤wñªgê.ðë.ñúß™]·._.·´¯) ㋡ ツ ☯ 今生因你痴狂, 此爱天下无双 says (5:15 PM):
no.
(¯`·._.·[¤wñªgê.ðë.ñúß™]·._.·´¯) ㋡ ツ ☯ 今生因你痴狂, 此爱天下无双 says (5:15 PM):
must pray to it first
(¯`·._.·[¤wñªgê.ðë.ñúß™]·._.·´¯) ㋡ ツ ☯ 今生因你痴狂, 此爱天下无双 says (5:15 PM):
then offer fruits.
alfred. solitary moments. says (5:34 PM):
screen protector must soak the whole thing in water
alfred. solitary moments. says (5:34 PM):
then just put
alfred. solitary moments. says (5:34 PM):
then will stick forever le
alfred. solitary moments. says (5:34 PM):
anytime not sticky take out soak in water again ^_^

TAO TAO TAO

by brian.dedicated to justin

brian. says:
justing
brian. says:
go check ur results
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
lol
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
2.6 gpa
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
cb
brian. says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
wtf la
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
got two
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
i dunno how i get C
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
serious
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
idiot oso wun get C one
brian. says:
LOL
brian. says:
SUAY
brian. says:
then u must be super idiot
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
fuck u

me : ozy go buy tape to tape the shin pad to ur leg cos the shin pad will keep falling off

ozy : how to tape?

bwg

17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
allah la cb
brian. says:
OHH
brian. says:
FUCKIN FUNNY
brian. says:
I CLEAR HOSE IN POKER
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
as if i got talk to sandy
brian. says:
THEN I SAY
brian. says:
FUCK U ALLAH WHAHAH
brian. says:
then i zao
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
LOL
brian. says:
cause the people there
brian. says:
all from turkey
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
wth is turkey
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ.indubitably-futile.blogspot says:
show hand?



tao-ed

i came across this screenshot which was taken on 22 june.

i need not say anything. just read it. it's proof.

today we have a new guest.. weimaojun!

jacqueline wei says:
lol! tt time i call u doggie hongleng kept correcting me. he say shld call u puppy
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
hongleng
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
LOL
jacqueline wei says:
lol! his name nt hongleng meh
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
HAHAHHA HONG LENG
jacqueline wei says:
wait wait.
jacqueline wei says:
nt MEH
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
LOL
jacqueline wei says:
stop laughing
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
LOL
jacqueline wei says:
hongling?

this one prolly only all the dota players will know.. but i shall elaborate..
as u all know in dota its one team vs another.. it so happened that the other team had one guy lagging, and ozy tried to make him disconnect from the game by trying to spam so that the guy lagging will disconnect.. but he kept spamming on his screen instead, which means the opponent cannot see anything that he spammed at all. the only people getting spammed were his own team mates.. TAO?

as justin predicted, he's really releasing his stupidity. slowly.



so we were talking about girls. and there was one scenario of half naked-ness. and said naked first. then when me and justin both retorted, he said bikini. LOL.

justin wishes to add that ozy thinks that woman wears bikini instead of bra.

he's beginning to 'release his stupidity' after his exams are over

i understand exam stress. especially when you're trying to get people to teach you poa and everyone's ignoring you.

under such circumstances, he revealed his amazing self. no wonder you got c5/c6 for o's toa.

ok this is linked to the post below..

after quite some time, TAO suddenly went " ohhh, the last word is niao.. "

justin : 吸我的鸟
justin : LOL
TAO : smlj?
TAO : ji wo de ji ?

tao-ed

[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 say:

[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
LOL
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ. says:
smlj
17j0aQu1n™ ❤OZY ®©｢EﾌSﾅA､ｳｯﾔ. says:
jiwotheji?

Watching Movies

hl: bye bah
hl: i go watchdxx shows
ozy: shows dont want watch you


TAO-d

Exam Stress?

Different people got different ways of releasing exam stress....

For TAO: He goes to blogs to tag wonderful smart comments.

First it starts of with very.... normal comments:

Mine:

ozy: use listerine la idiot


Then TAO proceeds to post more stupid things, no logic at all:


alfred: too much sunshine enter the eyes. cannot see properly. LOL
ozy: or maybe too much flash


When the exam stress gets too much for him:

ozy: ! TEAR!
ozy: GULP! RIP
ozy: CHOMP CHEW CHOMP SMASH!
ozy: FEAR NOT. STEVE IRWIN ISNT AROUND ANYMORE!

He starts making maths discoveries:

I CANT BELIEVE I MADE SUCH AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MISTAKE. 3 X 80 I PUT 160 WTFUCKKKKKKKKKK. HOPE MY WORKING CORRECT BAH.

3 X 80 = 160

The working as you can see is confirm correct.


At the final stage, he starts asking philosophical questions, then proceeds to forget what he set out to do.

ozy: how about i take a picture of her, a picture of me. and send you brian.
brian: lol fer wutz
ozy: think harder brian
ozy: i think quan gets it
hL: pictures of you.. pictures of me....remind us all of what we used to be ....
ozy: what the fk has that gotta do with me taking pics of yh and myself hl v kp sia

Just before he will collaspe, he becomes delusional:

ozy: wheres skye now. i bet he misses me too

i find this very TAO. dunnoe about you all.

another amazing ozy comment.

TAO has made yet another amazing comment right before our very eyes, on this very blog itself!
refer to the tagboard, and try and locate the latest OZY tag..

ozy: eh honglin how you make this box have refresh. help us do on our kfc blog lei.

we all have refresh, by the way.. enlightened!

a few days back, amazing ozy was playing mahjong at my hse overnight, together with the hong lin and alfred. once they stepped into my house, it was known that my sister was at home, and also christine, as they both made obvious appearances, be it to take something or go somewhere else in my house or whatnot.. alfred and honglin even talked about my sister.

so after 4 hours of mahjonging, i told the guys to quieten down incase they wake my sister up.

ozy then replied : ur sister at home meh ? wtf ?

enlightened.

ozy made another amazing comment yesterday.the thing is, as u all know, ying hui lost got ozys ezlink card confiscated by the bus uncle cos yh was using it of course. and ozy has been living without it ever since like 3 , 4 weeks back?recently my friend, jiahui, also ozys friend, ALSO used someone elses ez link card , her lil sisters one. jiahui is a poly student with dyed hair, her lil sis is a p schoool student.. so when the uncle asked her if she was a primary sch student or not, jiahui replied yes, and got pass, without getting the card confiscated..

here comes the amazing comment, ozy : WTF WHY JIAHUI SAY SHE PRIMARY SCH KID CAN PASS THEN YH CANNOT SIA? I THINK YH LOOK MORE LIKE PRIMARY SCHOOL STUDENT THAN HER OR?

i have nothing else to say.. hope u all get it

Soka is International la...

hl: Eh.. Soka is a japanese religion right?
ozy: ..... no or, its international...

The Amazing Ozy is Born

Hi Guys,

The sole purpose of this site is to celebrate the greatest joy of earth one man can bring to his friends: laughter.

This blog serves as a compilation of the best hits and misses of contemporary quotes by the him. This site will soon index better rankings then any online jokebook in the world, because we believe in him.

His genuine confusion at even the simplest matters stun you.

Your face will hurt. Your cheekbones will ache, your teeth will show, your appendix will tear.

I present to you, The Amazing Ozy.